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10 funny tweets for March 8
From an eight-day span in which Canada beat the United States in an epic gold medal men’s hockey game and the Hurt Locker cleaned up at the Oscars, here are 10 funny tweets.
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@adamisacson: Still waiting for a Nick Hornby book about a guy who’s in a perfect relationship, but can’t stop agonizing over his terrible taste in music.
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@sportsguy33 Would you rather watch dolphins get slaughtered, or would you rather sit through a second episode of The Marriage Ref?
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@blazersedge Hey, Canada, rematch on rollerblades?
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@conanobrien http://twitpic.com/1695g1 – This is how many people it took to write today’s tweet: “Jumbo” shrimp? WTF!!
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@DickieV – Taylor Swift was Awesooome Baby!
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@Ron_Weschler – Judd Nelson looks like the guy I’m avoiding ChatRoulette for.
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@frucci Broke 10,000 achievement points on Xbox last night. It brought the exact combo of accomplishment and self-loathing I expected.
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@bruce_arthur OK, but your team’s gonna suck. RT @evalois Jake Delhomme crying is sad. He can play on my team!
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@robcorddry Just got lost for a minute, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah… Zach Effron’s eyes!
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@TIAS: Breaking: #GoodMorningAmerica to change name to “where’s the missing blond, white girl”
Biggest celebrity Haiti donations
A catastrophic 7.0 earthquake in Haiti devastated the island nation last month.
People all over the world, aside from Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh and Paul Shirley, have done what they can to help.
That got me to thinking, who is the most charitable of them all? Here’s what I found, in terms of what has been reported:
Gisele Bundchen, $1.5 million to the Red Cross.
Sandra Bullock, $1 million to Doctors Without Borders.
George Clooney, $1 million to Hope for Haiti Now.
Leonardo DiCaprio, $1 million to Clinton Bush Haiti Fund.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, $1 million to Doctors Without Borders
Madonna, $250,000 to group unknown.
Lance Armstrong, $250,000 to U.S. Fund for UNICEF.
Tyler Perry, $250,000 to group unknown.
Samuel Dalembert, $100,000 to UNICEF.
Alyssa Milano, $50,000 to U.S. Fund for UNICEF.
Tiger Woods was rumored to be donating $3 million to Yele for Haiti.
Paul Shirley, $0